Hierbij 2 korte teksten om je uitspraak te oefenen.
Voor beginners en gevorderden.

Drie heksen bewonderen drie Swatch-horloges.
Welke heks kijkt naar welk Swatch horloge?

En dan nu in het Engels:

Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

En dan nu voor de gevorderden (zonder spugen!):

Drie transseksuele heksen bewonderen drie Swatch-horlogeknopjes.
Welke transseksuele heks kijkt naar welk Swatch-horlogeknopje?

Wederom in het Engels:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Thanks Miss Janet..

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”

Ik zweer het, deze is voor mij gemaakt…

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

Don’t think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old …
as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

I have entered the snapdragon part of my life.

Part of me has snapped… and the rest of me is draggin’…

Incoming is een nieuwe categorie waaronder ik alle leuke inkomende mailtjes neerplop. Onderstaande tekst kreeg ik zojuist en is mij uit het hart gegrepen.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!”

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost. H. Jackson Browne

The phrase “working mother” is redundant.

Jane Sellman